Sunday, January 23, 2011

Hate Mail From Some Flounder

As a posting mashupper,one of the quickest
things I learned is comments are scarce.
When someone writes me they mostly send a
warm remark on something I mixed,
& a thanks.
Negative comments are rare for me.

Once in a while,a nutcase fixates on me
& becomes an internet stalker.
One poor fool that did that to me
before has now returned.
Here's his comment,with
names & profanity censored.

Here's the comment-

You pathetic piece of CENSORED, you absolute low life CENSORED peon CENSORED. I thought I had seen pretty much the worst excess of people disappearing up their own CENSORED that CENSORED had to offer but you take the CENSORED. In fact, you don't just take the biscuit, you take it, smash it into pieces, call it art and then email a bunch of people to come and agree with you because you are so CENSORED desperate for your biscuit related endeavours to recieve some credibility.

You want to know why CENSORED has a rep for the way some people get treated? It's because we don't like CENSORED like you. CENSORED who roll up into a weekend challenge that has been running for over 30 weeks and don't even take a nanosecond to gauge the spirit of the thing. For if you did then you might have noticed it was just a bunch of people CENSORED about with stuff as something to do for a weekend, nothing too serious and definately nothing worth shouting about. CENSORED like you though just see another opportunity to CENSORED yourself around like the CENSORED attention CENSORED that you are and bringing in more votes in a couple of hours than even the biggest runaway winner has gathered in a week.

You don't feel like participating in anymore challenges now that your ridiculous displays have been exposed for the absolute utter acts of unfathomable patheticness that they are? Boo CENSORED Hoo. Here's an idea, why don't you just CENSORED off from CENSORED completely? Mashups are dead. The Forum is CENSORED, killed by CENSORED like you. Not Americans, Not Europeans, just people so up their own CENSORED backside that they are unable to get 'it'. 'it' being the tone, spirit and intent of the community they are visiting. Plenty of people have gotten 'it' over the years. It's not something you can only get if you are a certain age or gender or race or sexuality. It's just something you can only get if you have the slightest bit of empathy, even the teeniest tiny bit and the ability to not take yourself too seriously. Even a pompous CENSORED like CENSORED can get it. If you haven't by this point then chances are you never will. So do yourself a favour and CENSORED off.

While we're talking about people being treated with palpable viciousness...CENSORED, you can CENSORED off too. Who the CENSORED do you think you are? Do you have even the slightest notion of the irony involved in your suggestion that CENSORED be banned because he is ruining something that you enjoy? Did it never occur to you over the past couple of years that the reasons your off topic threads garnered less replies than any others was because you were an insufferable bore? Did anybody ever point this out to you? No. Why? Because we're basically nice people and you weren't doing any harm other than making the off topic forum a far less enjoyable place to visit.

Which is fair enough, I mean it's not like the people in off topic were driven there by the CENSORED like CENSORED who demanded that their glorious creations and news of their spectacular upcoming events moaning about people daring to have conversations about things other than how CENSORED super their CENSORED new mashup was. So we were all rounded up and confined to off topic and then as a final indignity, they throw us you to bore us to CENSORED death with 'hey heres a 21 second outtake from a john waters film performed by a muppet or something' and other hits too numerous to mention.

Did anyone mention it though? Did anyone suggest you tone it down or ask for you to banned because you were boring the CENSORED CENSORED out of us? No we didn't...and so to then have you turn around and suggest that another member of this forum be banned, not only goes against the spirit of the CENSORED forum but is such a CENSORED slap in the face to the people who have silently tolerated you and other irritants over the many years of CENSORED that it was pretty much the last straw for me. The CENSORED worm has turned. There is something rotten in the state of Denmark and it aint CENSORED Johnny.

So as far as I'm concerned, you can CENSORED off with CENSORED to CENSORED or CENSORED or CENSORED I don't give a CENSORED CENSORED anymore. This being CENSORED, some CENSORED apologist will appear in a minute and give it all the 'no but CENSOREDS a good guy really', well CENSORED it. I can't be arsed anymore. CENSORED is a CENSORED and he can CENSORED my CENSORED CENSORED. He might as well learn how to CENSORED a CENSORED CENSORED if all he really wants is acclaim because he's got more chance of getting it with a CENSORED in his CENSORED than with his CENSORED mashups. Don't worry though, you don't need to leave really, i'll leave because I can't stand the CENSORED sight of this place anymore. This just saves the 'hey wheres CENSORED?' posts in six months from now when people realise I've been gone longer than usual.

To those that got it, it's been fun on occasion. Good luck with the rest of your lives.


DJ Useo said...

That last paragraph was a laff-a-minute,eh?
I'm surprised a goof like that is walking around semi-functioning in society.
Truthfully,I also feel very sad for him.Maybe he'll get help.He clearly needs it.
I clearly transgressed the unwritten law by participating in a contest.LOL!

Budtheweiser said...

Ah the kind of bloke you could take home to grandma eh lol what a piece of trash he is

djpetrushka said...

What a maroon, as bugs bunny says.
Oh well, another one bites the dust.