Simon Says Bagpipe (by request re-post)

This is one of my earliest tracks.
Re-posted by request.
Thanks for asking,"M".
Pharoahe Monch vs Tate

Links updated-7/2011
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Vital Statistics (1:14:48) New Years' Eve Mix

DJ Useo
Vital Statistics (1:14:48)
(Dance Mix)

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Here's the set that'll have
you bopping all night long
this New Years' Eve.
Seriously danceable!

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01-Crea-Radio Cum (intro)
02-Nine Inch Nails-Meet Your Master (The Faint RMX)
03-Tribal Groove-Upside Down (Extended Mix)
04-Christian Hornbostel-Measure of Life (Deep Josh & Angel Pina Remix) 05-Discobuster-Groovy Thang
06-Bob Sinclar-Together (Teo Moss & Fredelux Mix)
07-Fluke-Taxi (Orig. Wh. Label B-Side)
08-Basic Pleasure Model-KiLoWatts (Rmx)
09-E.W.& F.-I've Had Enough (White Label B)
10-Les Visiteurs-Pharrell's Acid Drop
11-Greenskeepers-Keep It Down (Radio Slave Dub)
12-LSD-Beat Connection (GHB Mix)
13-Rinocerose-Lost Love (Felix Da House Cat Meow Mix)
14-Animated Coochie Wonders-Very Very Vaginal
15-Georgie Peorgie Puddin Pie Micheal- Freek!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Scumfrog Mix)
16-Armin Van Burin-Gimmick Free (Olav Basoski Rmx)
17-DJ QuickSilver-BoomBastic (Deep Club Rmx)
18-Electric 6-Dance Commander (Benny Benassi Mix)
19-Green Velvet-UFO's
20-Epiphany Part 3-Got You Moving (Original Mix)

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Tip of the DJ hat to
DJ Vieux Carre!

Download 1

Woke Up Tomorrow (Beatles vs Ramones)

Following in the footsteps of
UK mixer,Mp3J
http://beamones.podomatic.com/
Thanks,M.

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DJ Useo Christmas 2007 (1:15:40)

Some rare,& seldom-heard
Seasonal offerings,
spiced up with a few new bootlegs.
May the spirit of the
Holiday lift you up.

01-Christmas Christmas-Cheap Trick
02-Merry Christmas-Plan 9
03-Christmas In Hollis (Midas Remix)-Run-DMC
04-Shouldn't Have Given Him a Gun for Christmas-Wall of Voodoo
05-Sad Sad X-Mas-Disneyland After Dark
06-Merry XMas You Suckers Paddy Roberts
07-I Know What You Want For Christmas (But I Don't Know How to Wrap It)-Kay Martin & Her Body Guards
08-Rain, Sleet, Snow-Paul Revere And The Raiders Feat. Mark Lindsay
09-Happy Hairy Hippy Harry Claus-Rocki Lane and the Gross Group
10-I Believe in Father Christmas(Budtheweisers ho ho ho mix)-Budtheweiser Vs Greg Lake
11-The X-mas Massacre Of Charlie Brown-Unknown
12-Christmas Time Is Here-Chomsky
13-Peanuts Christmastime (The 2007 BRAT Holiday Mix)-Paul McCartney vs Peanuts
14-ChristmastimeRehab (Paul McCartney vs Amy Winehouse)-MP3J
15-Santa Does Detroit (A Motown XXXmas Carol)-Virtual DJ
16-I'll Be Home For ChristmasMr Fab And His Bag O' Toys
17-Black Door Or White Santa (Clarence Carter Vs. Michael Jackson)-Voicedude
18-Yuletide Zeppelin-Mojochronic
19-Christmas Is Cancelled This Year-Farrah
20-Give Me A Second Chance For Christmas-Mike Viola & The Candy Butchers
21-I Love Xmas-Screaming Santas
22-Wombling Merry Christmas-The Wombles
23-Reindeer Boogie-Hank Snow
24-Christmas Is My Time Of Year-Christmas Spirit
25-Christmas Bop (version 2)-T.Rex
26-Santa's Rap-Treacherous Three
27-Christmas Celebration-Weezer
28-Candy Cane Children-White Stripes
29-Squat-Shelby Lynne
30-Do You Hear What I Hear?-Native Tongue
31-Hey Mister Santa-DJ Riko featuring Marcie

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Fugee Levellers - Appealing Pop Mashup

To reward all of you
for your patience with
my,shall we say,eccentricities
with many of my recent tracks,
Here's a nice normal
likeable mashup.

The Fugees singing over
the Levellers.

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One Dumb Thing Is All Too Much (Devo/Beatles)

I took one
largely unknown
Devo track,
'one dumb thing',
added selected bits
from the Beatles'
'It's All Too Much',
& some barking from
'Good Morning,Good Morning',
& the long fadeout from
'A Day In The Life',
which became one wild new track.

A less wild version is
included for those
who prefer that.

Links here-

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Spa Fon!

Magic Carpet House - GYBO Challenge Track

Gybo (look it up) is having a "dub reggae dancehall challenge",so I cooked up what I think that is.



I combined & cut up
Chus & Penn Pres. Soulground' 'we play house',
London Residents' 'valley of house'
&
Mighty Dub Cats' 'magic carpet ride'.

The immediate response was
incredibly gratifying.
May it inspire you to
wear out your shoes!


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All praise to DJ Vieux Carre
for his cover.

for the original cover art.

Adults Only -3 tracks

These come with a warning-
Adult language & content.
Watch out for sensitive people
& underage beings.



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This track contains some of The Beatles
& some additional parts of Sissy Penis Factory.
Together they will shock librarians everywhere!



The latter cut is some roaring sounds
from The Sex Pistols
& unabashedly horny vocals from
Dada ft Sandy Rivera & Trix Appy.
Suggestions abound.

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This additional Adults Only track is
Disco D pitted against Birdie Daddy
& is entitled "F*ck me on the Multilingual Android".

link 3

That's enough bawdiness for now,
my mother might see these! Lol!